Thursday, September 29, 2005

I would like to take this time...

Since I have half an hour of time before I really really should get to work, I think I'll do a little "What Classes is Lindsey Taking Now?"

In order of importance academically/personally:

Graphics 3 Publication Design: crucial crucial class for Junior review coming up end of next semester. Basically if we don't do well in this class we'll fail Junior review and have to retake it. Bummer. Teacher's awesome, had her for type last year, a little wacko but an excellent designer and very serious about getting us serious. This is the teacher of the infamous line "Letters are what I love most in the world..." said while stroking the stress on a letter G.

Digital Prepress: extremely confusing and technical printing class. It's going to help us take a job all the way to print. Very helpful but a lot of work.

Comparative Religions: part of my Religions theme (don't ask about Themes...). The teacher is very funny and I've taken down many a quote from her including my favorite: "All we ever talk about is sects sects sects!" (say that outloud, you'll see why it's funny) It's a little difficult for me to be objective and "step back" from religion in order to study different forms of it. Especially when some of the essays we read take cracks at my particular one, Catholicism. But I can take it.

Scripture as Literature: another theme class. The teacher does everything very quickly and is extremely funny to watch when she writes on the board. She does it with her back to the board and stabbing at it...wham wham wham! She'll write a date such as 586 B.C.E. and stab the periods in alllllll over the place. Interesting class though. Even if there is a know-it-all who corrects the teacher every other comment and answers questions that the students direct at her. He's also in Comp. religions sadly enough.

Intro to Advertising: grrrr, my lowest level class and yet my most annoying work-wise. Every class period we have to read a chapter from the book (50,000 pages) and do an "experiential exercise" which often involve calling up random strangers at retail stores and interviewing them on their advertising. Then we have to write up a little paper on what we found etc. So twice a week we do these things, guess how much they're worth? You never will. You're thinking 25 points each, right? Something along those lines? WRONG!! Each exercise is worth HALF a POINT!! That's right, .5 points. 1/2 a point. So basically there is very little motivation prompting me to do these diabolical exercises. Veeeeeeeery little. I've only skipped one though, amazingly enough. I'm such a sap.

Jesus Potter....ZAP!!!

Well, in case anyone was wondering about my destination in the afterlife, I believe I can put your mind to rest. I shall burn in the special area of hell reserved for blasphemers and people who don't use their turn signals even when it's pouring rain, dark, and they don't have their lights on. My reasoning follows:

In my comparative religions class last night we were talking about various gospels that never made it into the canonical bible. The Gospel of Thomas and the oh-so-popular-da-vinci-code-inspiring Gospel of Mary Magdalene. Another "lost" text we talked about highlighted events from Jesus' childhood. Apparently as a kid, Jesus couldn't control his powers and bad things would happen to the kids who made fun of him and other things like that. The second the teacher said that, a million amusing/sacreligious images flashed into my overactive imagination. The most predominant being one of young Jesus with a zig zag scar on his head saying "who's You-Know-Who?" So of course I immediately voiced that thought and said "So Jesus is Harry Potter?" The class lost it for a few minutes and the teacher made lightning bolt sounds in my direction and told the kids next to me to scoot away.

Maybe Jesus should sue JK Rowling for libel...

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Aha! She returns!

Well, I'm sure by now everyone has completely forgotten that Lindsey has a blog. But perhaps if everyone got Donal's blog email, then I should go plug my blog over there...ha ha...free publicity!

I remember vaguely saying I would keep this blog up so that people would be able to read about my adventures here at school without having to get emails from me (torture). So maybe I should keep my word. But not right now. The ten minutes before my Digital Prepress class begins is not enough time to recount the many unique events that have transpired since August 29th (my return to school).

I will say this: 5 upper level classes is tasking my meager mind's skills.