Where've I've Been all these Years?
So I just sent this email to D, to explain why I haven't had any contact with him since monday night. I figured he thought I was dead, and then realized that you, my eager web audience, probably had a similar misconception. I put forth this itinerary to demonstrate the complete impossibility of any time for contact with outside world via email or blog.
Monday:
7:30-8:: spoke with donal
8-9:: half-*CENSORED* work on paper
9-10:23: spoke with Martha
10:23-11:33:: more half *CENSORED*
11:33-12:20:: SUDOKU!!!
12:20-12:22:: debated skipping textiles in the morning
12:23:: decided to be an hour late
12:24:: set alarm for 7 am
12:25:: brushed teeth, peed, prayed, got into bed.
12:25-6:47:: sleep!
Tuesday:
6:47:: wake up, look at clock, cry
6:48:: debate getting up anyway
6:49:: get up, shower
7:07:: dried hair, got dressed
7:13:: turned on hot water
7:13-7:14::held hands over tea kettle
7:14-7:23:: prayed, ate breakfast
7:30-7:31:: decided to drive instead of bus, because I felt guilty about missing an hour of class
7:31-7:32:: brushed teeth, grabbed tea, ran out the door
7:32-7:51:: drove to school
7:51-8:01:: slept on table in textiles
8:01: teacher woke me up and told me to get to work
8:01-8:03:: first tea pee
8:03-10:45:: worked on various and sundry
10:45-10:47:: second tea pee
10:47-11:30:: sat in art history room reading about caravaggio
11:30-12:45:: struggled through art history, staying awake by eating sandwich and apple
12:45-4:30:: worked on various and sundry
4:30-4:50:: drove home
4:50-4:51:: decided whether to eat dinner now or later
4:52:: decided I was starving, began macaroni preparations
4:53-5:30:: watched simpson's while eating macaroni and cheese
5:30-5:33:: sat aimlessly in chair, staring at my paper notes
5:33:: turned computer on, then off again
5:34-7:20:: read about Caravaggio, with no paper focus in mind, 2 mugs of tea, several bathroom breaks
7:24-7:43:: drove to Brown's for babysitting.
7:43-7:54:: sat in car waiting for Brown's to come home
7:54-10:25:: babysitting, composed a song with Grace, wrote two sentences of paper.
10:25-10:38:: drove home, tried not to kill pedestrians
10:38-11:00:: watched end of SVU with roomies, made tea
11:00-11:57:: wrote intro for paper
11:57-12:04:: abducted by aliens, impregnated and released
12:04-6:25:: sleep
Wednesday
6:25:: woke up to sound of cd player turning on
6:25-6:45:: shower, hair, clothing
6:45-7:05:: breakfast, pray, tea
7:05-7:08:: brush teeth, first tea pee.
7:08-7:28:: drove to work.
7:28-7:30:: waited for a teacher to let me in
7:30-7:32:: second tea pee
7:32-11:30:: worked, ate hot lunch of hot dog, chips, cookies and carrots
11:30-11:45:: went to bank and asked stupid questions about depositing checks
11:45-12:03:: drove home
12:03-2:20:: wrote 400 words of paper, with interspersions of spider solitaire
2:20-2:40:: drove to Packaging plant for field trip
2:40-4:30:: toured awesome packaging plant
4:30-5:03:: Home Depot, asked stupid questions about wood, purchased wrong size hardboard panel
5:03-5:20: drove home
5:20-5:40: ate leftover macaroni and watched some King of the Hill
5:40-6:45:: wrote several sentences of paper while playing solitaire and listening to Satchmo
6:45-6:55:: attempted to print Sudoku puzzle from internet
6:55: gave up on sudoku, left for Parr's for UCO formation meeting
7:00-9:04:: formation on "State of Life" discernment, want to be a hermit who moonlights as opera singer
9:04:: shook butt at truck that honked at us in the road
9:05:: received slaps from Elena and Shannon for shocking behavior
9:05-9:10:: drove home
9:10-9:35:: did NOT watch Lost
9:35-9:40:: spoke to dad and dan
9:40-9:58:: made "Soixante" t-shirt
9:58-1:05:: finished paper, attempted to burn to cd, froze computer, attempted to connect to internet, froze computer, connected to internet, attempted to attach paper to email, froze computer, attached file and copy/pasted text into email
1:05-6:45:: sleep
Thursday
6:45-7:03:: shower, hair, clothing (soixante shirt!)
7:03-7:25:: breakfast, pray, tea
7:25-7:45:: drive to school
7:45-7:47:: first tea pee
7:47-7:59:: sleep on textile table
7:59:: awoken by teacher, told to get to it
7:59-9:59:: print paper, work on quilt pieces
9:59-10:25:: write this email
10:25:: cry because it's already 10:25 and I only have 4 more pieces finished
10:26:: realize I need to take second tea pee
10:26:: goodbye, hope this wasn't too boring.
Monday:
7:30-8:: spoke with donal
8-9:: half-*CENSORED* work on paper
9-10:23: spoke with Martha
10:23-11:33:: more half *CENSORED*
11:33-12:20:: SUDOKU!!!
12:20-12:22:: debated skipping textiles in the morning
12:23:: decided to be an hour late
12:24:: set alarm for 7 am
12:25:: brushed teeth, peed, prayed, got into bed.
12:25-6:47:: sleep!
Tuesday:
6:47:: wake up, look at clock, cry
6:48:: debate getting up anyway
6:49:: get up, shower
7:07:: dried hair, got dressed
7:13:: turned on hot water
7:13-7:14::held hands over tea kettle
7:14-7:23:: prayed, ate breakfast
7:30-7:31:: decided to drive instead of bus, because I felt guilty about missing an hour of class
7:31-7:32:: brushed teeth, grabbed tea, ran out the door
7:32-7:51:: drove to school
7:51-8:01:: slept on table in textiles
8:01: teacher woke me up and told me to get to work
8:01-8:03:: first tea pee
8:03-10:45:: worked on various and sundry
10:45-10:47:: second tea pee
10:47-11:30:: sat in art history room reading about caravaggio
11:30-12:45:: struggled through art history, staying awake by eating sandwich and apple
12:45-4:30:: worked on various and sundry
4:30-4:50:: drove home
4:50-4:51:: decided whether to eat dinner now or later
4:52:: decided I was starving, began macaroni preparations
4:53-5:30:: watched simpson's while eating macaroni and cheese
5:30-5:33:: sat aimlessly in chair, staring at my paper notes
5:33:: turned computer on, then off again
5:34-7:20:: read about Caravaggio, with no paper focus in mind, 2 mugs of tea, several bathroom breaks
7:24-7:43:: drove to Brown's for babysitting.
7:43-7:54:: sat in car waiting for Brown's to come home
7:54-10:25:: babysitting, composed a song with Grace, wrote two sentences of paper.
10:25-10:38:: drove home, tried not to kill pedestrians
10:38-11:00:: watched end of SVU with roomies, made tea
11:00-11:57:: wrote intro for paper
11:57-12:04:: abducted by aliens, impregnated and released
12:04-6:25:: sleep
Wednesday
6:25:: woke up to sound of cd player turning on
6:25-6:45:: shower, hair, clothing
6:45-7:05:: breakfast, pray, tea
7:05-7:08:: brush teeth, first tea pee.
7:08-7:28:: drove to work.
7:28-7:30:: waited for a teacher to let me in
7:30-7:32:: second tea pee
7:32-11:30:: worked, ate hot lunch of hot dog, chips, cookies and carrots
11:30-11:45:: went to bank and asked stupid questions about depositing checks
11:45-12:03:: drove home
12:03-2:20:: wrote 400 words of paper, with interspersions of spider solitaire
2:20-2:40:: drove to Packaging plant for field trip
2:40-4:30:: toured awesome packaging plant
4:30-5:03:: Home Depot, asked stupid questions about wood, purchased wrong size hardboard panel
5:03-5:20: drove home
5:20-5:40: ate leftover macaroni and watched some King of the Hill
5:40-6:45:: wrote several sentences of paper while playing solitaire and listening to Satchmo
6:45-6:55:: attempted to print Sudoku puzzle from internet
6:55: gave up on sudoku, left for Parr's for UCO formation meeting
7:00-9:04:: formation on "State of Life" discernment, want to be a hermit who moonlights as opera singer
9:04:: shook butt at truck that honked at us in the road
9:05:: received slaps from Elena and Shannon for shocking behavior
9:05-9:10:: drove home
9:10-9:35:: did NOT watch Lost
9:35-9:40:: spoke to dad and dan
9:40-9:58:: made "Soixante" t-shirt
9:58-1:05:: finished paper, attempted to burn to cd, froze computer, attempted to connect to internet, froze computer, connected to internet, attempted to attach paper to email, froze computer, attached file and copy/pasted text into email
1:05-6:45:: sleep
Thursday
6:45-7:03:: shower, hair, clothing (soixante shirt!)
7:03-7:25:: breakfast, pray, tea
7:25-7:45:: drive to school
7:45-7:47:: first tea pee
7:47-7:59:: sleep on textile table
7:59:: awoken by teacher, told to get to it
7:59-9:59:: print paper, work on quilt pieces
9:59-10:25:: write this email
10:25:: cry because it's already 10:25 and I only have 4 more pieces finished
10:26:: realize I need to take second tea pee
10:26:: goodbye, hope this wasn't too boring.
posted by Lindsey at 10:31 AM
3 Comments:
No, that was great. Now I know not only that you are alive but the times of your "tea pees." What more could I ask for from a sister?
That she omit the times of said said "tea pees"?
Whoa. I said "said" twice. Need more sleep.
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